2016 Presidential Primary Information

(Everything You Wanted to Know About How We Pick Presidential Candidates, But Were Afraid To Ask)

With Apologies to SpoNge Bob...Are you READY Kids?

Aye Aye, Captain!

There is an amendment with freedoms, you see:

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

Guarantees and protections for you and for me!

      FIRST AMENDMENT!

The press and your own speech can say what you please.

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

You're free to assemble in twos or in threes.

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

If from your nation there's something you wish,

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

Then petition your Congress, but ask nicely, capish?

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

Religion's the last one; we all hold it dear. 

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

We promise the government won't interfere

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

Now you know your amendment, the great freedom five

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

Those wonderful things keep freedom alive!

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

     FIRST AMENDMENT!

FIRST A.....MEND.... MENT!  (Doodle-ee dum de-doo! Tweet)